Pick-up lines have the tendency to be creepy for the most part but are always funny. So the next time you find someone you’re considering to pursue, remember two things. First, try not to be creepy. Second, definitely don’t use the following.

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1. If you think I’m looking at you like a piece of meat it’s because I am.
2. You know, when you and I get old and our son or daughter comes up to me and says “Daddy, how did you meet mommy?” I’m gonna have to tell him or her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being.”
3. Attacker:Hey baby, what’s your sign? Victim: (appropriate answer) Attacker: Wow! We are the most compatible love signs. (more…)